Songs
How Many Monkeys
How many monkeys? one one,
How many monkeys? one monkey.
How many lions? two two.
How many lions? two lions.
I Know An Old Lady
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a cow,
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse,
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow,
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
And then she sneezed, of course!
I like Ants
I like ants, they make my Mama dance.
I like frogs, and pollywogs.
I like snakes, I like to visit the zoo.
I like animals, and I like you,
And you, and you, and you, and me a lot too.
I like lions, I like their curly hair.
I like penguins, they're so debonair.
I like lizards, and leopards too,
I like animals, and I like you,
And you, and you, and you, and me a lot too.
I like elephants, I like their long gray trunks.
I like spiders, I even like skunks.
I like koala bears, and kangaroos.
I like animals, and I like you,
And you, and you, and you, and me a lot too.
I like dolphins, they can walk on their tails.
I like monkeys, and I like whales.
I like hippos, and rhinos too.
I like animals, and I like you,
And you, and you, and you, and me a lot too.
Jack O'lantern
To scare some folks on halloween,
I'll tell you what I'll do,
I'll hide behind this pumpkin head,
and then I'll shout BOOO!
Old McDonald
Old Macdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O,
And on that farm he had some chicks E-I-E-I-O,
With a chic chick here, and a chic chick there,
Here a chick there a chick everywhere a chick chick,
Old macdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O,
Stirring and stirring
Stirring and stirring and stirring our brew,
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo.
Stirring and stirring and stirring our brew,
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo.
Tip toe tip toe tip toe BOO!
